Finally!!  A new comic!

Yet another wonderful thing about phones.

You have to climb the ladder if you want to know them.

Well, depending on what kind of calendar you use. You see, I am not currently working in a retail position and in the meantime I have been earning my keep through miscellaneous odd jobs and frequent home repair.

Take today, for instance. I drove all the way across the city to hack and dig my way through vines and trees in order to rescue a poor and tiny home from the plant life that had taken over. This has given me a newfound appreciation for the old days in which I would simply stand around in a nice air conditioned stockroom and sort things that nobody wanted anymore.

It is timeth again for the bold and the brave to venture toward the hollowed halls of the San Diego Convention Center to participate in our new religion of the comic culture.  We welcome all the goers of the comic convention to our home city and we encourage you, visit our website and join us in the celebration of the combination of comics and retail in the new culture we call pop!  For we are all minions of some variation, but mostly of the retail, come to the retail Mecca, Become a Retail Minion!
 

If only it were so convenient.

Both hold your fate in their hands.

There is no postion more loathsome to me than returns.

Animals aren't created this way, but something else certainly is.

 So the search for new employment has not gone well so far. This is most likely because I have just been filling out applications online. I would do these things in person but the exchange always goes like this:
 
'Hello noble employer! Could you please give me a job application so that I may join your ranks?'
 
'Nope'
 
'Oh, why is that?'
 
'We only do online applications, good day!'