Doom's picture

Child's Play

Have you ever had one of those days where everything at work seems to be going ok…. And then it happens. In that moment the door opens and you hear the shrill, high-pitched cry of complete and utter chaos.
 
It’s gonna be one of those days.
 

Mome's picture

Hold That Thought

Hold music: terrible for everyone involved.

Mome's picture

Registers Are Easy

You only have to do everything at once.

Mome's picture

Before Lunch Meeting

It's difficult to stay focused before lunch.

Mome's picture

Exact Terms

They always describe it so well.

Mome's picture

Cavalry

The managers probably don't get paid enough to deal with it either, but at least it's in their job description.

Mome's picture

Coupons

They never remember them when they're supposed to.

Zabuyelite's picture

I'm not dead!

 Unfortunately, for some of you.

Mome's picture

Special Promotion

Technically you didn't say the cookie was for the kid to eat.

Doom's picture

Public Service Announcement (or PSA... as it is known)

Our sincere apologies fellow minions!
 
No one has up dated for a little more than a week!
 
This is, as far as you're concerned, just us slacking on the job.
 

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