This is an emergency broadcast announcement.

Some people just don't get it.

You're always on the clock even when you're off.

Sometimes it's not the machine's fault.

Unfortunately, Vanna White impressions are frowned upon.

Sometimes customers expect you to be able to do things only Superman can.

This site has been a while coming. There are plenty of comics out there about the wonderful world of cubicle mazes and comics out there making fun of us, the retail minion. Why haven't there been any comics that take advantage of the ready made ridiculous things that happen in retail? Taking my meger art skills, I have set out to remedy this deficency. With any luck, the results will at least bring a chuckle.